Quotes

Sometimes we can't let a conversation die.

On Having GF
Yeah, right. Suck a dick, cakeboy.

On Depression
Syp: Because mental illness Kile: Time to fill that void with pizza Syp: It's a big hole Kile: This is a big pizza''
 * ''Kile: Why do I feel absolutely crushed?

On Finding a Woman
Kile: There's someone for everyone Kile: Except us. Syp: Fuck that noise Syp: We have to work at it Kile: Let me get global population real quick Kile: Aight, found it. The formula is half your age plus seven, so where x is our age, we'd be x/2 + 7 and since PEMDAS is a thing, there's no fucking confusion Kile: For me that'd be... 20. That's the lowest I can go Kile: What about you? Syp: 19.5 Kile: Good for you, the pussy might still be pink Kile: Mine have half a year to dry out Kile: Fucking sluts